takin off our shirts

bout to make these rifles burssss BURSSS BURSS BURSSSS SWAAAAAAG BURSSSS BURSSSS BURSSS SWAAAAG NINJA TURTLE SWAAAAG BEBOP ROCKSTEADY I CARRY DIS WHOLE STATE ON MY BAK DOE SHOOTIN BABIES CAUSE THEY DONT SHOOT BACK IM A PRO… I CALL THIS PRO CHOICE

GDIRL:

lemonadeshandy:

1. I found a picture of my tits online.
2. This makes me laugh.
3. It’s okay doe because my face isn’t in it.
4. And my boobs look nice af in it.
5. And it has 35 notes.
6. LOL.
7. LOLOLOL. 
8. This is why you don’t send n00dz kids.

pics or didn’t happen

i genuinely am paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really really annoying and awful and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke

hello story of my life

(Source: unrealendings)

I’m losing sleep, I’m losing friends, I’ve got a love hate love with the city I’m in. I’ll count the hours, having just one with, if I’m doing fine there’s no point to this

pentha:

My favorite deep thought is:

After you die, it is believed that you have 7 minutes of brain activity left inside you, and in the 7 minutes you experience your entire life over, in a kind of dream… Because in a dream time is stretched.

So if this is the case, what if right now you’re in that 7 minutes. How do you know if you’re alive or just reliving old memories.

These would be some very vivid memories, also try turning on a lightswitch because in dreams they don’t work and look at a clock, numbers are all jumbled and shit. Ogiously someone doesn’t know how to sleep properly

(Source: ellliot)

Play Crack The Bitch- Brand New

Now I know what all those shitty love songs were about, it wasn’t a bunch of assholes spilling random shit out of their mouths, apparently they knew something and tried to tell us all, instead we didn’t give a shit and we tried to just walk tall. Well now that doesn’t matter because I know what must be done, learn from these mistakes and live a life of fun, you’re only a teenager so enjoy it while you can, just go down to the beach and get a sexy tan. Now I’m not as depressed while thinking up these words, so let’s go into the sewer and eat some stank ass terds. Maybe we’ll find some mutant turtles who dress up and are quick, but more likely we’ll land in a really big pile of shit. This story’s new but it goes on and on till you close out the page, call me a faggot but I don’t care because I’m super not gay, it doesn’t matter cause I fuck bitches all the god damn time I don’t give two fucks because I know that your soul is mine. I’m super happy cause I’m a ginger and I really don’t have too many fears, call me a faggot but I don’t care because I’m super not gay, it doesn’t matter cause I fuck bitches all the time, I don’t give two fucks because your soul is mine, you know that you are not alone need you like water in my lungs

Don’t make me out to be the bad person here when I’m just trying to make you happy